Carly White - Things I’ve learned lately

Wed 30 Sep ∞ Permalink

When a lawyer sends you a letter, your lawyer gets to send one back. You get the bill.
You can do everything right and have everything turn out seemingly wrong.
2T of coffee per 1 cup of water. Turn coffee pot on.
Fake grass for an average backyard costs about $25,000.
A Military Commissary sells food at cost + 5%. Don’t experience this if you do your shopping at Whole Foods or Ralphs with the civilians.
If you think your job sucks, it probably does. Quit, move on.
The RT’s are killing me. Please share an original thought for every RT.
The golf champion Randy Ree loves me.
Even a Lieutenant Colonel can’t escape Alzheimer’s.
Doing couch time is the best sentence you can give yourself.