Things I’ve learned lately
- When a lawyer sends you a letter, your lawyer gets to send one back. You get the bill.
- You can do everything right and have everything turn out seemingly wrong.
- 2T of coffee per 1 cup of water. Turn coffee pot on.
- Fake grass for an average backyard costs about $25,000.
- A Military Commissary sells food at cost + 5%. Don’t experience this if you do your shopping at Whole Foods or Ralphs with the civilians.
- If you think your job sucks, it probably does. Quit, move on.
- The RT’s are killing me. Please share an original thought for every RT.
- The golf champion Randy Ree loves me.
- Even a Lieutenant Colonel can’t escape Alzheimer’s.
- Doing couch time is the best sentence you can give yourself.
